A glorious meltdown captured on-chain: the shaky hands, the FOMO buys, the red candles you swore you’d ride but bailed on anyway. $BLUNDER is the collective scream of traders who watched it all crash, then blamed the chart, the dev, or Mercury in retrograde — but never themselves.
$BLUNDER TOKENOMICS
Supply: Who cares? You’ll probably panic sell it anyway.
Tax: 0% in, 0% out — we’re not trying to add insult to injury.
Utility: Emotional damage. And memes. Lots of memes.
🗺️ Roadmap
Q1 — The Regret Begins Launch, initial rug fears, and collective coping via memes.
Q2 — Therapy Not Included Listings, airdrops to those who admit they’ve been a clown.
Q3 — Blame the Devs DAO voting, maybe some utility. Probably not.
Q4 — Recovery Arc? We’ll see. Just don’t buy the top again.